Archive for June, 2010

Eternal Wisdom (The Wolf Explains the Blues)

Monday, June 28th, 2010

Talk about rockin’ it!

Pure Genius

Monday, June 28th, 2010

“No one knows who they were??? Or…what they were doing??? But their legacy remains…”

Nigel Tufnel

Micheal Mckean, Christopher Guest, and Harry Shearer (especially when working together) are pure genius. They are primarily known as being actors, comedians, and writers. But the music they made as Spinal Tap and the Folksmen is legitimately good music. Sure it’s funny, primarily done as a kind of “loving satire”…it’s comedy. But the sh*t also rocks. Whether they are doing heavy metal/hard rock, mid-sixties garage rock, psychedelic, or folk music…the songs are really good. Their takes on the styles are all spot on.

Besides writing and singing all the tunes, they also play all the instruments (except the drums, and some guest appearences). Rare for comedians doing “parodys” of muscial styles/bands.

Laugh and rock at the same time.

The Masters

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010

No amazon.com link available. “High Noon Amsterdam” also features guest co-vocals by Mark Lanegan (Screaming Trees, Queens of the Stone Age).

Masters of Reality are really one of those unsung greats. They were never as well-known as they should have been. An absolutely awesome group led by the incredibly talented singer/songwriter/guitarist/producer, Chris Goss. He produced albums by stoner rock legends Queens of the Stone Age and Kyuss. Ginger Baker, from CREAM, even played drums on the second album, “Sunrise on the Sufferbus”.

Ginger Baker is well-known for being very picky and snobbish about his music. I doubt that he would have played on one of their records if there wasn’t something special about them.

I was lucky enough to see the Masters play a show at either The Roxy, or The Whiskey a Go-Go (can’t remember now which one it was?), in about 1988-1989. I do remember that they played great that night. It was a show for mostly record-industry types (I saw Flea from the Red Hot Chili Pepper there) to promote their first album, “The Blue Garden”. I worked at Canterbury Records on Colorado Blvd in Pasadena, California during that time and I got a couple of promo-passes from a WEA (Warner/Electra/Atlantic) Records sales rep. I was already a huge fan of the first album, so I was happy to get those tickets. They were also one of the earliest rock bands on Rick Rubin’s, Def American Records (along with Slayer, The Cult, Danzig, and The Four Horsemen). Def American (now known as “American Records”) was Rick Rubin’s post-Def Jam label. Rick since went on to release all sorts of cool music from Slayer to Johnny Cash.

Enough meaningless details.

Fire one up and enjoy.

Whole Studio Album Catalogs

Thursday, June 17th, 2010

1.) Autopsy (U.S.)
2.) Big Boys (U.S.)
3.) Black Flag (U.S.)
4.) Black Sabbath (U.K.)
5.) The Clash (U.K.)
6.) Carcass (U.K.)
7.) Dio (U.S.)
8.) Eagles of Death Metal (U.S.)
9.) Earth (U.S.)
10.) Elf (U.S.)
11.) Godflesh (U.K.)
12.) Guns-n-Roses (U.S)
13.) The Jimi Hendrix Experience (U.S./U.K.)
14.) Husker Du (U.S.)
15.) Tony Iommi (U.K.)
16.) Jane’s Addiction (U.S.)
17.) Joy Division (U.K.)
18.) Kyuss (U.S.)
19.) Led Zeppelin (U.K.)
20.) Minutemen (U.S.)
21.) The Obsessed (U.S.)
22.) Queens of the Stone Age (U.S.)
23.) Saint Vitus (U.S.)
24.) Sleep (U.S.)
25.) Spinal Tap (U.S./”U.K.”)
26.) Trouble (U.S.)
27.) Van Halen (U.S.) (all albums with David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar)

I own all of the full-length studio albums ever released by these artists.

I am only including artists that released AT LEAST 3 full-length studio LP’s/CD’s.

I have always thought about how hard it is to make lists of your favorite artists. One way of helping you narrow-down who you must REALLY like is to look and see who have you taken the time, and money, to buy ALL of their albums…no matter what.

I kinda cheated. But cut me some slack…no one bought the Gary Cherone (Van Halen) album.

Chris Reifert Really Grooves

Wednesday, June 16th, 2010

Autopsy is my favorite death metal band. They also happen to play some of the best doom metal in the known universe. Check out how Chris Reifert (Death, Autopsy, Abscess) unleashes the GROOVE on those slow, jazzy, DOOM METAL breakdowns. Talk about “vibe” and “atmosphere” in music…these dudes got it man.

Light ‘em up!

In The Grip Of Winter (Lyrics)

lost in the white
nothing in sight
stumbling thru the snow and ice
blinded by forces you can’t control
just to stay alive your only goal

caught with in the grip of winter
hyperboric nightmare reigns
arctic hysteria sets in
body goes numb as your brain…

legs go numb
panic strikes
so you then light a fire
put your legs in the flames
hoping for a rush of pain

flesh burns right to the core
spits blood from every pore
smell your skin peel away
for your life a small price to pay

running in searing pain
rational thoughts
are quickly slain
take in your last cold breath
as you fall to your back-snapping death

(Autopsy 1991)

Eternal Wisdom (Jello’s Wisdom)

Friday, June 4th, 2010

This song was released in 1982 on the Dead Kennedys second full-length album, “Plastic Surgery Disasters”. It’s really sad that Jello’s lyrics still apply, now more than ever, in 2010 (28 years after they were released in 1982)! I don’t generally like politics in music, but the Dead Kennedys (and The Clash) wrote awesome social/political lyrics. Jello’s main goal was always to get you to QUESTION AUTHORITY and THINK FOR YOURSELF. Sounds good to me.

As of today, the oil is still flowing into the Gulf…full speed ahead. If one of their “experimental” (they have no idea how to stop it) fixes doesn’t work soon…it “might” stop by flowing out into the ocean by Christmas 2010 according to B.P.

F*ck Big Oil.

F*ck B.P.

“Moon Over Marin” Lyrics:

The crowded future stings my eyes
I still find time to exercise
In uniform with two white stripes

Unlock my section of the sand
It’s fenced off to the water’s edge
I clamp a gasmask on my head

On my beach at night
Bathe in my moonlight

Another tanker’s hit the rocks
Abandoned to spill out its guts
The sand is laced with sticky glops

O’ Shimmering moonlight sheen upon
The waves and water clogged with oil
White gases steam up from the soil

I squash dead fish between my toes
Try not to step on any bones
I turn around and I go home

I slip back through my basement door
Switch off all that I own below
Dive in my scalding wooden tub

My own beach at night
Electric Moonlight

There will always be a moon
Over Marin
(by Jello Biafra)

F*ck the Military Industrial Complex (both Jello Biafra and President Dwight D. Eisenhower agreed on this one).

“When Ya Get Drafted”

Are you believing the morning papers?
War is coming back in style
There’s generals here, advisors there
And Russians nibbling everywhere
The chessboard’s filling up with red
We make more profits when we blow off their heads

Economy is looking bad
Let’s start another war when ya get drafted
Fan the fires of racist hatred
We want total war when ya get drafted

Drooling fingers
Panic buttons
Playing with missiles like they’re toys
There’s easy money, easy jobs
Especially when you build the bombs
That blow big cities off the map
Just guess who profits when we build ‘em back up
Yeah, what Big Business wants Big Business gets

It wants a war when ya get drafted
Trilateral Commission goonies laugh
and scheme for more when ya get drafted
Call the Army!
Call the Navy!
Stocked with kids from slums when ya get drafted
If you can’t afford a slick attorney
We might make you a spy

Forget your demonstrations
Kids today sit on their ass when ya get drafted
Just a six-pack
And you’re happy
We’re prepared
For when ya get drafted
(by Jello Biafra)

Ike has passed away in 1969, so it must be…Jello for President in 2012!

Top 11 Albums That Should Have Been Bigger

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010

1.) Trouble (self-titled) (1990)
2.) Masters of Reality – The Blue Garden (1988)
3.) Mercyful Fate – Don’t Break the Oath (1984)
4.) Badlands (self-titled) (1989)
5.) Armored Saint – Symbol of Salvation (1991)
6.) Lynch Mob – Wicked Sensation (1990)
7.) Izzy Stradlin & the Ju Ju Hounds (1992)
8.) Queens of the Stone Age (self-titled) (1998)
9.) Kyuss – Blues for the Red Sun (1992)
10.) Godflesh – Selfless (1994)
11.) King’s X – Gretchen Goes to Nebraska (1989)

In no particular order.

If you look at the release dates of the albums listed here…most of the albums happened to come out from about 1988 to 1994…you know, otherwise known as the “grunge” years (no disrespect to “grunge”, I really liked a lot of those Seattle-bands).

I really liked Nirvana. I even got to see them open up for Dinosaur Jr. in Tijuana, Mexico right in-between the releases of, “Bleach”, and, “Nevermind”. They were really good. But Queens of the Stone Age is ten times the band that Nirvana ever was, and even though QOTSA has done pretty well, sales-wise…Nirvana has done WAY better. I listen to Queens all the time. I hardly ever play any Nirvana. I might as well also mention that even though Soundgarden was really popular in the early-nineties, Nirvana was bigger, and sorry to all you Kurt fans, but Soundgarden was about five times the band that Nirvana ever was.